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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:08
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the best comeback you used on someone?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No, not a chance
No go.
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Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.